May 2013
37 posts
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
teacher: you do know there was a 100 point project due today?
me: yea and do you know you're a nerd?
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
straightchristianfurry:
“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
April 2013
28 posts
perfectlyorderedinsanity:
Skyrim: The Soundtrack
Featuring the hits:
“I was going somewhere but now I’m here.”
“Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)”
“Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!”
“I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).”
“Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)”
“Do we free the captive?”
“Yes, I know you took an arrow to the...
