partybarackisinthehousetonight: *christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
apatheticghost: what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
teacher: you do know there was a 100 point project due today?
me: yea and do you know you're a nerd?
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
straightchristianfurry: “i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
perfectlyorderedinsanity: Skyrim: The Soundtrack Featuring the hits: “I was going somewhere but now I’m here.” “Oh my God I’m carrying too much stuff (But I want it all)” “Mammoths and Giants and Dragons oh my!” “I have a bunch of stuff to sell (But the shop is out of money).” “Where am I going (Shit I hear a bear)” “Do we free the captive?” “Yes, I know you took an arrow to the...